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the-anal-rapist: My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!” Me: “I’m coming…” (Source: cocaineteas, via ellaje)

the-anal-rapist:

My mom: “Hurry up, we have to go now!”

Me: “I’m coming…”

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(Source: cocaineteas, via ellaje)

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anusclap: laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3 (via ellaje)

anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

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(via ellaje)

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“One of three things will happen from now. You will get back together and finally understand why you broke up in the first place, because you’ll realise that not everything can be fixed or go back to the way it once was. You’re different people with different feelings and goals and needs, and that’s okay. There isn’t always a silver lining. Just the plain and simple truth that it wasn’t meant to be. You will get back together and everything will happen the way you always believed it should. You had your space and he cleared his head and the two of you realised that you miss and know and want too much to let it go yet. And it will work. That’s it. Or you won’t get back together at all, because through the months of falling to your knees in the shower clutching your chest because you can’t breathe at the thought of missing him, you eventually came to terms with the fact that he isn’t coming back. And if he was to, it won’t be as the person you need him to be because that person was never there. And you’ll cry some more and blame yourself and reach for your phone to tell him you want it all back, but a sudden flicker of something unfamiliar will stop you. Because without even really realising it, you will know that you’re going to be okay and you’ll start to live life on your own again, in your own way. Without him.”
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so fucking sad.

so fucking sad.

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vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK
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bettywhite4ever: I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation (Source: andrewbelami, via c-r-a-z-y-d-r-e-w)

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

(Source: andrewbelami, via c-r-a-z-y-d-r-e-w)

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surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing
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cosmo sex tip #669 raynarvaezjunior: when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk” (via asvprock)

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

(via asvprock)

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objektid:

Homeless street children in Nevsky District, St. Petersburg, Russia. Adam Moore. 2003.
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